Man on a desert island with a dog and a pig. 2 weeks go by, he’s getting horny. So he sneaks up behind the pig, undoes his zip, then the dog comes running up and bites his a***. Man decides against it. Another two weeks go by. Getting horny. Sneaks up on the pig again, gets his trousers down, but the dog appears and bits his a*** yet again. He gives in. But then he see’s a gorgeous blonde drowning out at sea. Swims out, rescues her. “Thank you for saving me, I’ll do anything you want just to show my appreciation!” Man rubs his hands and pulls down zipper. “Hold that f****** dog for a minute”